Posts Tagged "Jonwalker" by Panicxangel
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WTF is this about? Its funny though
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2 yrs 11 mos ago
An Unusual Series of Events Leads to the Death of a Popular Band
In a recent flame thrower incident, Panic! At the disco member Ryan Ross, to the horror and shock of many dedicated fans,
was horribly burned in his facial area, and was transported to the hospital, where he received skin transplants, which spared his life, but unfortunately, did not spare his notoriously attractive features. His concerned band mates would hardly leave his side, but finally departed from the hospitalized Ross to attend a fundraiser for the “Save the Llamas Foundation” at a local zoo. Crowds gathered to see the anticipated performance, but, amongst the screaming fans, somehow, disaster took hold. Although employees currently draw no conclusions as to how the cage was opened, a chimpanzee was suddenly loose in the audience, and it headed directly for the stage. Passerby looked on with expressions of strained horror as the enraged… |